The devil is always the one trying to lighten the mood. 'Where's my f-ing Chanel bag?' You’ll thank me next week. Wife: I don’t mind if you ignore me as long as you buy me a Chanel bag.ĭoes that sound familiar to you? Maybe this will too. Hubby: You don't understand the pressure I'm under at work. Don't all married couples have this exact same conversation at some point in their relationship, or maybe at several points, and maybe minus the bag? I admire the subconscious not-so-subtle message in Kristen's Love Me Tender sweatshirt. What? Sonja didn't get a permit to throw Milou's ashes into the river so I don't see how my little butterflies would be a problem. We both loved them and we both bought them.īut apparently Heather and I do not share that same love of butterflies and chandeliers hanging in trees lit by a low rising Harvest moon. We bought them together at Moscot on 6th Avenue. I know you've all noticed and I'm coming clean right now, so don't tweet that I'm a hypocrite. As the old adage goes, if you want something done give it to the busiest person you know. Kate and Eric are clever, but I had to call in the Big Guns. Yes, I left instructions! I was landing in NY one day before the party, there was no room for error. Wait, I'm in London in real life and also in reality life. It's My Party and I'll Have Butterflies If I Want To I made a quick pass through Paris, and now it's London, my second favorite city in the world.

It's the Vatican! Though I took it as a sign that God approves of my decision to appear on a reality show. The Amalfi coast was beautiful, then Rome and a visit to the Vatican where a sweet Aussie tourist noticed me and asked me for a selfie. He wasn't pleased when I spilled the boxes of books all over the floor of his mailroom. Remember Lenny, my mailman from last season? He's 92 years old now and he gets grumpy, too. You might have loved it! Then after I signed a million letters I walked to Lenny's with three big boxes of books. It made me a little sad, then Mark, my contractor, got grumpy with my change orders - so there was tension. Were you? I sold Russ' piano on Craigslist for $2,000 and two muscly moving men came to haul it away in the middle of all that mess. That scene could have been longer, too, had anyone been interested. My talents are much less obvious, but I do write a mean suck-up letter to my big mouth friends. She can sing, too? She can knock out 'Bill Bailey' on a dime, with Billy Stritch? I love her anyway. Everything Heather does is with style, grace, and talent. Have you noticed that Sonja's stories never track? The whole time? I laugh when the recap of the event never matches the scene. Ramona took it so far as a possible phone call, but by the time she walked back into the Antlers, to make the call (eight seconds later), we were all bored with asthma so didn't bother to call or even think of it again. We were talking about Aviva the whole time. If by 'the whole time' Sonja meant 'for a few minutes at dinner one night,' then, yes. She needed a break so she asked Aviva over to tell her we all talked about her in Montana.

Sonja was also fatigued from reading all of those emails all day. It happens near the end of the season, I think. Second, last week's episode didn't inspire me. Have I been mispronouncing this word my whole life? I love when I learn from the show. I have a few thoughts about last week, though.įirst, I had no idea that entrepreneur rhymes with manure! I pronounce it Entrepre- noor (rhymes with door). I'm in Europe and time zones and jet lag and cross-continental cocktails are taking their toll. Watch The Real Housewives of New York City on Peacock and catch up on the Bravo app.

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